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|Friday, October 3rd, 2008|
In the wells of awesomness, lays a concert season that jsust kicks ass.
Green Jello in November, and GWAR in December. Plus, there's Rabbit In Moon on Halloween. Lord knows what else there is :D.
Also, random snakes in the office, crawling under my desk is kinda creepy. That is all.
"Yeah..kick that fish's ass."
|Saturday, July 26th, 2008|
|After the midget wrestling, the show will begin.
First and formost..Green Jello is the proverbial shit. And they are even better live. Plus, throw in midget wrestling to the mix, and then you have one of the best nights of my life.
I got to rock on stage with the puppets, get my tat of Mr Euck signed(ish) by the singer, got a piece of a paper that the singer drew a bunch of shit on and the sigend (went out of his way for that too), see midgets wrestle, see a midget skank all over said midgets, see said midget skank get fingered in the front row by previously said midgets, and many many other awesome activites.
*wipes tear* It was the most beautiful night of my life.
Also, I got free couches yesterday. My arms hurt from moving them, but hey, free shit.
That is all.
"Little Pig, little pig
Let me in.
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin." Current Mood: giddy
|Friday, June 27th, 2008|
Go see it. It's beyond fucking cute. It just plain rocks. Though, warning, it does get a bit on the sad side, so be ready.
Oh, and have I mentioned the amount of hatred I have for my car. I swear I'd kick the crap out of it, if it weren't for the fact I would probably break my foot. Stupid POS.
That is all.
"No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?"
|Thursday, May 1st, 2008|
Fuck oh fucking yeah.
Those of you in Houston, and those that will be visiting me in Houston, keep your calendars open. For on the 25th of July, in the year 2008, the one and the only Green Jello will be performing here, at the Meridian. That is all.
|Sunday, January 27th, 2008|
|Breaking people is fun.
Sometimes I just don't know any more. I have all the thoughts, but none of the words to speak them.
It's weird. Normally, by this time of the year, I'm in the middle of a huge never ending bender, doing god knows what, but I'm not. Far from it actually. The booze intake has dwindled down to barely getting a buzz before I behave myself (most of the time :D). Hell, the drug intake is practically non-existant (only cause I ran out :P). Point is, I kind of miss it, but it's all worth it. For her, the one that's sleeping in the other room right now, it's all bloody worth it.
Time to try and sleep.
"I knew your sister. She was a homicidal bitch." Current Mood: predatory
|Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007|
So, I've asked this to a few people before, and it's recently come back up, so I'm going to ask here. This be a two part question, so answer both parts.
1. If you could pay any price for 'Ultimate Knowledge', would you take it?
2. Suppose that price is immortality (no explanation or variations, just plain immortality), would you take the knowledge.
Have fun. Current Mood: bouncy
|Monday, September 17th, 2007|
You know, there's just something so fitting about a one armed chick wearing an Aquaman shirt.
Saw Machine head and the Rev this weekend. Machine Head on Friday, and Rev Saturday. Yay for sweet sweet shows. I think the next one up is Collective Soul/Live. Who knows what'll pop up in between that. Also, I believe the Horrorpops is coming up soon too.
Moving this Friday/Saturday. Pyro and I will be the proud renters of a 4 bedroom, two story, 2500 square feet house. And for no other reason than "we can".
Oh, and I now, as of Froday evening, officialy on a week long vacation. My happy ass is not showing back up to work until next bloody Monday. Should the need arise, I may call into work, but that's it.
Off to relax. Peace.
"My feet aren't even touching
I think I'm joining the Heavolution." Current Mood: relaxed
|Wednesday, June 27th, 2007|
I need to watch Waynes World again, cause you know, that movie all sorts of rocks. Also need to sit down and watch a bunch of other shite, but I'll worry about it later. Not like my lazy ass is going to actually do anything else.
Pantsless Weekend '07 was a success. Went from Friday afternoon, to Sunday afternoon sans pants. It was a blessed thing. It's the kind of thing tears shuld be shed for, for the fact that it has been accomplished. Now, if I can manage to get a whole week off, I shall have Pantsless Week '07. Can you just imagine the beauty of that thought. :D
"If I ever get back my blue jean,
Lord, how happy could one man be.
If I ever get back my blue jean,
Lord, how happy could one man be.
cause if I get back those blue jean
You know, my baby be bringin em home to me." Current Mood: sleepy
|Friday, June 22nd, 2007|
|Pantless Weekend '07
Yes, that's right, it's time for that one special weekend of the year. The time when I get to sit around for the whole damn weekend sans pants. No one can make me leave the house, and no one can make me put on pants. I'd post pics, but I think I was banned from doing so back on "Pantless Weekend '06". Oh well.
"All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane" Current Mood: amused
|Wednesday, March 14th, 2007|
|In space ther is only rock...and Zul
There is something wrong with standing in Walmart smelling the different fragrances of KY jelly. Something very very wrong.
Found out yesterday that Heaven and Hell (basically it's Sabbath with Dio) is coming through here on May 2, with Megadeth and MAchine Head. Tickets go on sale Saturday. The show shall rock, and rock hard.
Type O's new album was released yesterday, and it rocks. It's heavier than the past few, but the cheesy goth thing is still there. They're coming in April.
Sevendust last Sunday was awesome. Got a surprise when I walked in and heard me some Diecast. Was expecting Bloodsimple, but Diescast was awesome.
I hate show season. Too many shows and not enough time or money. Blarg. Oh well.
I'm out. Later Current Mood: hyper
|Saturday, March 3rd, 2007|
|I'm a sick sick sick man...
and I love it.
I just found out that there was a Miss Wheel Chair beauty pagent (well last week anyway), and I couldn't stop laughing and giggling. I mean think about it. The talent competition has gotta be a bunch of people doing wheelies. The fashion part is nothing but tricked out chairs (with flames painted on the side). And the victory song has to be Limp Bizkit's "Rollin". Man, I'm going to hell. :d
I was taken up to Dallas last week for a con, and dear god do those people scare me. A lot of them kind of waddle around like ducks, so from now on, all sci-fi cons are called Waddle Cons.
Eddie and I decided we want a mechanical bull, for no other reason than just to have one. That, and to get naked chicks to ride it. That's a great mental image.
"hummmmmmmmm" AC Unit Current Mood: awake
|Monday, January 22nd, 2007|
|Things that make you go YIP
So there was a game we used to play at a buddy's house called "Getting to know you". We all sat around and drew cards and the person with the highest had to ask a question and then everyone had to answer it. And generally the one question that was always asked was "What do you think of everyone in this room?". Usually when totally plastered. Really gay I know, but who bloody cares. It passed the time. I kinda miss playing it cause we got some funny fucking answers to some funny fucking questions. And still to this day there is only one answer that really fucked with me. "You're like Tom and Jerry. The cat running from the mouse." Well this kitty ain't pussy no more. I gots me a girl, and stayed around for over a year, plus we're moving in together soon (as soon as we get off our asses :D).
Take that life. You my bitch now.
Other than that, I got nothing. Work is busier than hell lately, and I'm addicted to video games as of late. I'm still drinking..go figure, and I still have extreme hatred for most, if not all of humanity.
I am highly bored though, and I want to go challenge a god or destroy someone's life. It's been all too long. Anyone wanna join?
Oh, and in case anyone had any doubts...$ cartons of smokes can in fact last me a month if not more. Ha, and you only gave me two weeks. Current Mood: accomplished
|Tuesday, November 21st, 2006|
It's almost time for my annual "Day after thanksgiving to the day after valentines day fuck the world bender". Though, same as last year, it will probably be to a lesser extent, you know, due to being with someone worth a damn, and being happy and all. But fear not, drunkedness shall ensue a lot.
Also, cheesy power metal is the shit.
"How long can this life go on
Who we are what we are...
I'll see you on the other side" Current Mood: bouncy
|Friday, November 17th, 2006|
I tried to work today. I really did. I just couldn't come up with the motivation to do anything. Didn't help that Tim was out of town, so he wasn't here to make me work. Let's just hope I actually do stuff tomorrow.
Also, I really miss Eek the Cat. That show ruled so much. *sniff* It'll always have a place in my heart, right next to the booze. :D
I really need to come up with something worthwhile to put in here. It's getting kind of boring. Current Mood: bouncy
|Thursday, November 16th, 2006|
|I have a floor
SO I finally got off of my lazy ass and cleaned my room. I keep forgetting how many clothes I have aquired over the years. The funny part is, I don't know where a lot of them came from.
For those of you that don't know, I cut my hair. It's all short and spikey again. for those of you that are saddened by this, tough. It'll grow back quickly. It's not like I actually take regular trips to see my stylist.
I also have front teeth again. *dances* Just a few more things, and then my teeths will be fixed completely. Take that speed damage.
Other than that, I have nothing of interest or funny to say right now, so yeah. That's it. Later
Changed my mind
And it leads me to a new disease
Let it die
But it still becomes a new disease" Current Mood: good
|Saturday, October 28th, 2006|
You know, I can be pretty resourcefull here at work, when all I have to do is read a book of specs. So far, I have put it off, and done filing and other crap instead. I need to find more stuff though, cause I don't really wanna read the damn things today. It's like 3" thick god damn it. I wonder how much of it even has to do with the current job I'm working on.
"What a day, what a day.
Should have stayed home
laying in bed all day." Current Mood: tired
|Sunday, October 22nd, 2006|
You now that feeling you get, when you know something isn't right. Called the 'gitchy' in the comic "Bone". Anyway, it's still in my head. It has been for the past, well, ever. Something's going to happen, I just know it. Problem is, I don't know when. There's something, or someone there, just watching and waiting, and I don't bloody well like it.
I keep thinking that I'm going to stop existing. Not die, but no longer be there. Just POOF, gone. Like everyone just stopped talking about me, and believing in me. You know, like a god loses power when they lose deciples. The less they belive and bring the deity into existance, the less power and strength they have.
I know we're not crazy, but we sometimes think I am. It feels as if I'm carrying the weight of the world in my head sometimes, and the other worlds want to join in as well. The world I live, others understand, and to different degrees, but it's still off. I mean, I've seen things, heard things, and fought with things that I shouldn't be doing in this world, but it won't stop. It's like I'm a freaking target sometimes.
Don't get me wrong and all. I'm cool with my current station in life, but this feeling I can't shake is driving me even more bat shit loco, and quite frankly it's tiring. Try and sleppy time.
"Fight the norm, fuck the rules
Feed the brain, fight the fools
Burn the book, ban the bomb
Fight the right, right the wrong
All the sticks, all the stones
All the clowns, all the clones
All the blood, all the bones,
Food for your brain" Current Mood: weird
|Thursday, October 19th, 2006|
|See you in jail
Well, since this fucking city has passed that god damn 'no smoking in bars' crap, you can either expect to see me in jail. I can see it now. I'm in a bar, drinking, and I decide I want a smoke. So I light one up (like I should be able to do anyway), someone tells me to put it out, and I will. In their eye. At which point, I will set the bar on fire and watch that burn and smoke. All while screaming "Breath that into your lungs..Bitch".
Either that, or I'll just go out less than I do now. Granted it doesn't go into effect until September, but I still have to plan.
"We are the fire.
Reound the Anthem" Current Mood: bitchy
|Thursday, October 5th, 2006|
|To scar your mental imagry
I have no idea how this conversation started, but I was talking to Pyro, and somehow we got onto the topic of false testicles. Well, this got me rolling and cracking jokes, and somewhere along the line, one of us said that I should do it and put a speaker/ipod system in there. That would so rock. I could rock around all day, while my crotch blared music.
#1 song of choice.....Anthrax "I'm the Man".
Fear my iNut.
bum bu-bum bum
bum bum bum" Current Mood: amused
|Thursday, September 28th, 2006|
|Bails of Cocaine
The Reverend plays tonight. It shall rock, and it shall rock good.
Oh, and as much as I love the Astros, they really piss me off sometimes. Them and their long ass extra inning games that never fucking end. At least they won this one. Current Mood: bouncy